I’m not exactly sure when it happened, but today has come to be celebrated amongst nerdlingers everywhere as Star Wars Day. May. Fourth. May. Force. Get it? Yes? Good. According to the infallible Wiki, this happened:

When Margaret Thatcher was elected Britain's first female prime minister, it happened on the Fourth of May 1979. This led her party to place an advertisement in The London Evening ...

Yes, yes, I know that I haven’t spoken about iPad for awhile but that definitely doesn’t mean that I have forgotten about this little bit of techno-magic, carried down from Mount Tecca and bestowed upon us by his Jobs-ness. Oh, no. Oh, Good Gawd no!  It’s just that, well, like some kind of intense burning tropical fever that bakes aw...